After work..
- Rode the L train for the first time in months. (LIKE A BOSS)
- Got lost on the way to the venue and called Chris Troy for help. (LIKE A BOSS)
- Got there, walked in, got served a free shot. (LIKE A BOSS)
- Got flustered when Craig [HOT LIXX HULAHAN] noticed and recognized me right off the bat, despite the lack of Laika gear. (LIKE A BOSS)
- Met WILLIAM OCEAN, chatted him up about the night's events and Houston. (LIKE A BOSS)
- Got talked into entering by Dan [BJORN TUROQUE] and his wife. (LIKE A BOSS)
- Grabbed a shot of tequila and signed up. (LAIKA BOSS)
- Drew number 6 - found it ironic. (LAIKA BOSS)
- Mingled through the crowd. Met awesome people and got lots of free drank. (LAIKA BOSS)
- Hung out with greats: AWESOME, Ocean, Dan, Craig, HYSTERIA, SHREDDY MERCURY,
PRINCESS RICKY STINKFINGERS, WINDHAMMER, etc. (LAIKA BOSS)
- Met Shreddy's groupies and found out that he was a schoolteacher, and so were they. (LIKE A BUNCH OF BOSSES)
- Went down to the makeshift changing room and hung out with the competitors for a while. (LAIKA BOSS)
- Watched the first few entrants from stage right, rocking along with them, Dan's wife, and HYSTERIA, though I still haven't caught their actual names. (LAIKA BOSS)
- Went up completely plastered, rocked the shit out of my song from Houston, and walked off after being showered in beer. (LAIKA BOSS)
- Quincy showed up at some point and acted as my official groupie, since my coworkers didn't show. (LIKE A BOSS)
- Placed six, tied with another girl by the name of MARTIKA. MARATIKA? MATRIKA? idk, she looked like Katie. (LIKE A COSPLAYER)
- Partied for the rest of the night, ate pizza, showered the night's winner in confetti, booze, and condoms. (LAIKA BOSS)
- Said my sad goodbyes, rocked out to one final song -
You! Shook Me AAAAAAAAAll Niiiiiiiiiight Long! - and dipped. (LAIKA BOSS)
- Fell completely limp in Q's car. Cannot remember anything in between going home and hitting the couch. (LIKE A BOSS)
- Woke up this morning with a condom and three phone numbers in my pocket. (LIKE A..
what.)
All in all, and awesome night. I miss it already.